Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to youuu
Haaaaaapppy birthdayyyyyy deeeaaaaaarrr
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOO YOUUU
This is an imaginative speach from the alternative future which I hope won't happen
Ladies and gentlemen, I welcome you here in the birth place of the beloved
trouble child of the financial and banking world. Today we celebrate the 100th
Birthday of The one and only: Federal Reserve
Congratulations !! To be honest I never imagined you would live so long.
Your parents wanted you sooo much that thinking about it makes me feel so touched.
You were a child desired to born for over 100 years before your birth. Already in the years
1791-1811 they tried to create a central bank like you. Your older brother was only 20 years
old when president Madison ended his life. Luckily he corrected his error and allowed your
second older brother to be born 1816. Unluckily the bad and mean Andrew Jackson ended
his life in 1836. So these were the two big brothers you had, their names were
First bank of the United States and Second bank of the United States.
Yeah yeah.. I know, quite unimaginative names. But shame on that Andrew Jackson,
Your parents didn't want to give up, during the free banking era they wanted you so much
that they even purposely created crisis to allow create you. That's what I call dedication !
1910 in Jekyll Island your mighty parents decided to give birth to you, and they planned
how this would be done. For your luck, they were so rich and powerful the plans were fulfilled
in only 3 years. In the year 1913 one of your parents Woodrow Wilson declared the birth
of the Federal Reserve and it was 23th of december. Your parents had 2 christmases.
First in the 23th day and then the 24th day. Unluckily all of your parents weren't that
happy as you grew and grew bigger. One of your many fathers W. Wilson had obviously
Luckily your other fathers cared and loved you and you were their favourite child ever.
In fact, your fathers were the mightiest people in the earth with an enormous wealth.
As a child you surely thought what was your purpose in our chaotic and complex world ?
Publicly they said you were created to our world to stabilize prices, prevent inflation and deflation
strengthen U.S economy in the world economy and bring stability and peace financial system.
What your fathers didn't want anyone to know ?
You were a child who was planned to be abused. Your greedy fathers wanted you to bring
them money from the people. To steal the wealth in an invisible way from the poor and be
get richer all the time. As you printed the money for the nation, the nation had to pay later
the same amount of money + interest. That means the nation will never be debtless.
This is the main reason your fathers loved you so much, you made them even richer and
even more powerful. You were the tool for them to take the grip of the whole world's
about your past 100 years of existence. You have already lived much much longer than
your 2 big brothers who lived only 20 years each. Isn't it better stop somewhere ?
Your goals haven't been established and you're taking the world with you to the
edge of the economical suicide. You're so old that the resurrections take billions
and still your condition is worsening. Your like a badly build building collapsing any
time ! Actually a domino building which will collapse the world's other big buildings
in a domino effect. Shouldn't we let the nations print their money for their people
and not your already rich fathers ? You haven't stabilized anything, there are still
recessions, you haven't prevented inflation ! In fact the dollar has lost over 90%
have made the opposite. The resurrection actions grow bigger and bigger and I
would say it's 100% you will die. The later this time comes, the more painful it gets
for all of us. Already the nation's hero and media's favourite and nobel prize winning
president Barack Obama has had to increase the debt during his 1th season as a
president from 10 trillion to 16 trillion during 2008-2012 time period. It seems like
you are not wanting to go to the grave, and if you are, you will take the EU with you.
As bad as this sounds, I hope I'll be giving my next speech in your funeral and not in a birthday.
To those who don't know still what I'm talking about, Federal Reserve is a partly private partly state owned central bank. In USA the Federal Reserve is the one who creates all the money people use.
From thin air it creates the money and lends it to the state.
In return the state gives bonds to Federal Reserve for the money. Later the state has to pay back the original sum of money + interest. So the state won't ever be debtless in
this system. Federal Reserve is owned by big banks and big banks are owned by wealthy and powerful banker families. So finally all the money flow to their pockets. They have the privilege to create the nation's money and this gives them a grip over the whole nation. Only 3% of the created money exists physically, 97% exist digitally in bank accounts.
This year Federal Reserve is going to be 100 years old and it hasn't solved any problems that it was ment to solve.